Narcissist Appreciator Pillows

I love myself.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Big business is not evil

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"We pay the living dead wage."

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

Poser

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'I get a lot of job offers..'

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

Waiting for Dogot

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Instagramaphone

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces