Narcissism Enthusiasts Pillows

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Poser

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Narcissus

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Cow Noir

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Vampire Selfies

Instagramaphone

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."

People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.

"Narcissist!"

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"

"Anyway enough of me talking about me for a while, why don't YOU talk about me instead."

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"