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Modern Narcissism

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Psychiatric Clinic. I'm not sure giving a narcissist an hour a week where it's all about him counts as therapy.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Poser

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Narcissus

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'Welcome to Narcissists Anonymous. Now before we get started let's talk about me for awhile.'

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

Today's guest will discuss his narcissistic personality disorder. This relentless spotlight-hog drove everyone from his life! Click. Hey! He sounded interesting. How come you turned it off? I'm not giving him the attention. That's learn him!

"I'm awesome!!"

The casual selfie

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

Instagramaphone

Vampire Selfies

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

Cow Noir

"However, everything else but time and tide waits for me!"

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

'But enough about me. . . tell me about yourself.'

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

'We haven't got much time left together.'

'Isn't that Narcissus over there?' - 'Here's lookin' at me, kid!'

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

"I'm giving up taking selfies for New Year."

"Anyway enough of me talking about me for a while, why don't YOU talk about me instead."

"Narcissist!"

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

"He's an awesome leader . . . just ask him."

"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."

Tito, I care a great deal for you, as you know. So can I tell you something? Who's "Tito"? I'm Randy. Exactly what I'm talking about. Your generation is full of self-centered narcissists. You expect people to care what you had for breakfast, what movie you saw ... ... what your name is ... Don't be one of those people, Jermaine. RANDY. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-10).