Narcissism Aficionado Gifts

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"I'm awesome!!"

Welcome to Egomania - the best little town in the whole goddam world.

Instagramaphone

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

Sitting in a tree

Swiss army knife

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Save the unicorn.

Mantis Love

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Valentine Day

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Look man, no wings!'

Gremlins 47

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."