Fetish Aficionado Gifts

"Will he know what this is in reference to?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Mardi Gras

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"It get it – you're hungry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Raincloud Umbrella

Cling-On Dog

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A day at the transgenic races

"I think we may be related!"

Bears going water skiing.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Koala

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Primitive magician

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Litter Tray Training

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"