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Demure lady with gloves

Pirate

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Silly wig.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Sitting in a tree

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mikado

Wotan with eye patch

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Scarpia from Tosca

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Drummer

Valentine Day

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Mantis Love

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

A man taking a bow

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"That's our new church mascot."

Mimi's final scene

Three Ladies

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Un ballo in maschera

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore