Nude Aficionado Gifts

Disgusted of Northants

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

Sex Section in the Library

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

Death model.

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'