Nudity Enthusiast Gifts

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

Pronudist philatelist.

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"I came into this world naked and ugly and I'm still naked and ugly."

'Does this come with a jacket?'

Sunnyview nudist camp - "Damn streakers!"

'No luggage.'

Insurance cover for naturist.

'It's the new transparent government.'

"Supervisor to checkout 12 - item not scanning!"

"Well Charlesworth, there seems to be some confusion regarding your interpretation of dress down Friday."

"It's amazing what fuzz little surprises pop out and show themselves since the lockdown started."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Turtle nude painting.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Drawing.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'