Nudism Enthusiast Gifts

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

Film Buff.

Naturist Hotel - Emergency clothes in case of fire.

'Talk about embarrassing! -- I dreamed last night that I was walking around here in my underwear!'

Naked Restaurant

"So I figured if everything is covered. . . why wear a swimsuit?"

"One of the many advantages of shopping online!"

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, but getting dressed is a fantastic idea.

Antiques Buff

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"We encourage transparency here, Miss Hays, but..."

Valentine lady on chaise longue.

Sunny Acres Nudist Camp.

'Quite the reverse of a streaker...'

The naked conductor.

With the tourists gone and the locals on vacation, ted finally got to run naked down the main street...

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'I realize you're new here, Fusco, so perhaps no one told you that replaced casual Friday with nudity Wednesday.'

Nude Guard in a Sculpture Gallery

I hear my husband! Quick, take your clothes off!

'I hate these formal do's.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'