Nudist Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

"They give me free drinks if I keep my tray table down."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'Am I next?'

"I'll try just one to start."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."