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"I'm afraid the old school tie won't work HERE,old chap!"

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

"What do think of our neighbour's habit of sunning herself in the nude?"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Look! A streaker!

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Drawing.

Death model.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations