Nudist Admirer Gifts

'This was my late husbands favourite view,he would stand here for hours.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

In the art gallery

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'No luggage.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Birthday Suit Alterations

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.