Nudist Admirer Gifts

'This was my late husbands favourite view,he would stand here for hours.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

In the art gallery

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Did you know your fly was open?'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Birthday Suit Alterations

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Am I next?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.