Nudist Enthusiast Gifts

"I love what you're not wearing."

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

Nude tourist.

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

Nude Travels/Nude Scanner.

"Yes, do pop round - I've got nothing on!"

'I decided to dispense with formality.'

'I didn't pickpocket a single flippin' thing!'

'I think he's an undercover cop.'

'I'm boycotting the clothing industry.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The nude parachute jump was going well until...

'I'm afraid the old school tie won't work HERE, old boy!'

"With him, what you see is what you get"

'Where's he off to? He's got himself a job as a deck chair attendant at a nudist beach.'

"We need a new website. . . there's no money, but think of the exposure. . ."

Nudist Conumdrum

'I got it for Father's Day.'

Opt Out of Body Scans and Pat Downs - Fly Nude.

nudist surgeon.

'Well, Scofield, I guess that somehow I forgot to give you the impression that you're not alone. Even in a big, global company like ours.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

"Try to flatter my figure, dear."

"I was just browsing."

Working with balloon animals...

"Good evening and welcome! Because of the heat wave we are serving out guests ala nude tonight!"

"Ten thirty should be fine. I've got absolutely nothing on today."

'Oh look, it's Mr Palmer.'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."