Nudist Aficionado Gifts

'Business has been rather slow.'

What do you get a nudist on their brithday?

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'No luggage.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Death model.

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Drawing.

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'