Nudist Aficionado Prints

'Business has been rather slow.'

What do you get a nudist on their brithday?

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Death model.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Drawing.

Naked Morris Dancers.