Nudity Enthusiasts Gifts

'A good way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

'No luggage.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Death model.

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Drawing.

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'