Nudism Lovers Gifts

Nudist Tortoise

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'It's the new transparent government.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Homeopathic trousers.

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

NO skinny dipping

"Knock knock, are you decent?"