Nudist Lifestyle Fans Gifts

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'I've got nothing to wear!'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

Nude tourist.

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'I realize you're new here, Fusco, so perhaps no one told you that replaced casual Friday with nudity Wednesday.'