Nudist Culture Fan Gifts

Oh, please, like you didn't know this was a topless beach.

'I tell you. He's on Viagra - it sticks out a mile'

Starkers Nudist Camp.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Birthday Suit Alterations

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Au Naturel Restaurant

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Homeopathic trousers.

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Candor is a plus.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."