Nudist Culture Gifts

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Two piece outfits only.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

"Harold, is that you?"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

Naked Morris Dancers.