Nudist Gifts

'Green Valley Nudist Camp.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

"Privates Beach"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Do you think you're dressed appropriately for this job interview?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"That bloke ought be locked up."

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

Two piece outfits only.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'