Nudist Nudist Gifts

"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Two piece outfits only.

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'This is totally bananas!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'