Nature's Nudist Gifts

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'