Nude Naturalist Gifts

Man in naturalists club imagining a woman in clothes

Loose Leaf Binders

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Privates Beach"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Tiger

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'I've never done this before.'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'