Nudism Explorer Gifts

Too Open-Faced Sandwich

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

Nudist Colony Halloween Parties

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'It's the new transparent government.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Snails with no shells at nude beach.