Nude Art Explorer Gifts

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

In the art gallery

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Turtle nude painting.

'No luggage.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Nude painting

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'

Drawing.

Death model.

'I really admire his work.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'