Nude Adventurer Gifts

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

A woman reads a romance novel.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

Au Naturel Restaurant

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'It's the new transparent government.'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'Am I next?'