Kinky Adventurer Gifts

Dominatrix

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"Where the wild things were."

"This will be hilarious!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Beach flirting

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Best Pals

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

"Needs ketchup."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Tandem cyclists

Snakeboarding.

Father and Son quality time

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,