Kinky Enthusiast Gifts

Kink

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Two minds but with a single thought.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'What's wrong with you?'

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

'Expecting someone, are we?'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'Am I next?'

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"