Kink Curious Gifts

"Okay, not what Mister Kinky?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Football Crazy strip six

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

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'What's wrong with you?'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

River Source

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

So, do you have any hidden talents?

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Peg Party.

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

sub woofer

"Have you met my wing man?"

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."