Kink Curator Gifts

Leather Daddy Long Legs

An inflatable man confronts a human man with his inflatable girlfriend.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Turtle Hat

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Well, it's about time!'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

Haile Selassie

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

The passage of time.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Leo Brouwer

The Evolution Of Manhood

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

A man carves a totem pole

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

sub woofer

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

'Expecting someone, are we?'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.