Kink Adventurer Gifts

"Hey wait a minute! That's not us!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Snakeboarding.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

Success often means distracting the competition.

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"I've never skied paper before."