Ink Adventurer Gifts

A pen metamorphosing into a butterfly

'I'm trying to overcome my fear of tattoos.'

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Thank-you God.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Phew, that was close."

Cometh the Cow!

Shakespeare in the clink

Desert Island Dating.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Vacation Mobile

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

My first mistake.