Ink Adventurer Pillows

A pen metamorphosing into a butterfly

Budget tattoos.

'I'm trying to overcome my fear of tattoos.'

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Thank-you God.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Where Indian ink came from.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

Penny

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Vacation Mobile

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."