Island Adventurer Pillows

'You never did have any business acumen!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

"There's no getting away from you guys."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island

"...it's now 15 days since I persuaded Mary to swim off in search of the latest test score."

Shark scaring man into mouth.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Man Exercising in Wheel on Desert Island.

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

No loitering on a small deserted island.

"Actually, things have been a bit quiet since we relocated"

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

'Thanks, old man, I'll take it from here.'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I HAVE noticed how humid it is!"

Rescue helicopter sees a hash-tag SOS

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

'I want this sent first class - do we have any champagne bottles?'

"It appears that my calendar wasn't as accurate as I tought.Apparently your real name is Tuesday." (Robinson Crusoe's Man Friday)

'We can't even sue! It's just as the brochure said - sand ,sea ,sun ,solitude... '

Espresso Decompression Stop

"Woohoo!! I'm rich! Rich!!! For the rest of my life I can sit on the beach, fishing and watching the ocean!"

"Loved Jamaica!"

"It's Saturday! You're late."

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

'No idea, it was like that when I got here!'

2019 Coconut

'Too much flotsam and not enough jetsam.'

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"No wonder no one has rescues us. Look at the size and style of the font you used!"

"I think I can say, without fear of contradiction..."

Bowling balls circle pins on a desert island.