Island Adventure Appreciator Pillows

Message tied to a brick.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Phew, that was close."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Cometh the Cow!

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Island of Lost Guys.

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

A politician's dream come true...

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Desert Island Dating.

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Vacation Mobile

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"