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Castaways at Christmas

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Security!

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

Jim Evans - Father, husband and darn good eatin'.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Reality TV

"Sorry I've called last orders"

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'You never did have any business acumen!'

"Loved Jamaica!"