Island Escapism Enthusiast Pillows

Security!

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

'He needs professional HELP!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"