Island Escapism Lover Pillows

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Security!

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'He needs professional HELP!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"