Island Escape Lovers Pillows

"My GPS says that there's a discount Gucci store near here."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Saved...life is good!

Desert Island Mishap

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Security!

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Stop Smoking Program.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'