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"My GPS says that there's a discount Gucci store near here."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now you can send it."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

Desert Island Mishap

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Security!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Shipwrecked.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"