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The Desert Island Christmas

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Island of Lost Guys.

Easter Candy Island.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The Desert Island Package

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'He needs professional HELP!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Security!

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Man on Island.

"Okay, go ahead. I'm on a private network."