Island Escapists Pillows

'Women should stay home and raise their children!'

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

'You'll find lots of changes back home-long hair's out for a start...'

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"This is taking forever to download."

A Real Working Vacation.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"What luck!"

A castaway's dog play's fetch with his message in a bottle.

Holiday time.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Island of Lost Guys.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."