Airport Escapades Admirer Pillows

Opt Out of Body Scans and Pat Downs - Fly Nude.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Football

Life and Death

Mass Travel

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."