Airport Admirer Pillows

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Robocop and Juliet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Employee of the Month Parking

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Life and Death

Football

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Flying in Formation.

Now hiring.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."