Altitude Admirer Pillows

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Painting clouds

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Football

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Life and Death

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"All I see is more trees."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Fish Boarding

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Mt. Tushmore

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"Emojis fail me."