Altitude Admirer T-Shirts

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Painting clouds

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Life and Death

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Football

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

The Cashless Society is Here

Flying in Formation.

Now hiring.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Left Behind

Mountain Dads

Fish Boarding

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"All I see is more trees."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Air Dentistry

Mt. Tushmore