Altitude Admirers T-Shirts

Men climbing mountain "It's been done"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Employee of the Month Parking

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Football

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Life and Death

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"All I see is more trees."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'He has really taken to the training.'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Air Dentistry

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Fish Boarding

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.