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'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Why Superman flies himself

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Cow Pilot.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

The aviation experts come out to play

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.