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In the Bow Tower rental office

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Skiing

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Recalculating

Thumbing a Lift.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

100k Desert Crawl

Rubbish and Everest

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."