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In the Bow Tower rental office

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Skiing

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Recalculating

Thumbing a Lift.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

100k Desert Crawl

Rubbish and Everest

Elevator charge $1.00.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.